Dear Blog:
Another uneventful week. Cat is away working at camp for her whole 2 weeks of summer vacation. Poor Cat. I'm still working away at my full time summer job (Yay me!)
Three stories of interest:
My friend Blair brought his evil Girl Friend over Thursday. He went on the computer (located in another room) to check his mail, and she started talking to me (not a good thing).
She began by talking about an elementary school pageant (whoop de fucking do!). She mentioned one of the events the girls had to do was model fireperson uniforms. One of the M.C.'s made the comment, "Geee I sure hope there isn't a fire in Trenton tonight." She then went on about how it was so inappropriate. I said "I don't think it was meant to be taken that way." but she persisted. I told her to "drop it." but alas she did not. So after 2 minutes of nonsensical rambling I told her (in a clam voice) “E.J. just shut the fuck up your infuriating me.” She then proceeded to stomp out of my house slamming the door. When I commented, “Leaving angry.” She screamed “I’M NOT ANGRY, BLAIR’S GRANDFATER IS DRIVING ME HOME I HAVE TO GO.” Because yelling and slamming the door is what happy people do! She’s still pissed at me, I’m so proud of myself (points to himself proudly!)
Sunday I went for a walk and passed one of my old school teachers (Carla Pie). Upon passing her I remembered that she collected dodecagon nickels. I have been saving some to give to her (because she’s just that cool). I went home and retrieved the dodecagons and gave them to her. We were talking and the 1st story came up. I’ll leave most of the conversation out but I must include this:
Pie: Ahhh, E.J.’s going to be angry at you until you apologize.
Me: That’s nice.
Pie: You’re not going to apologize are you?
Me: Nope, I got nothing to be sorry for!
Pie: You just wouldn’t be André if you apologized.
(No wonder she’s so cool eh?)
Final story happened today at the arcade. I was playing some DDR and just as I finished my final song a random pack of morons arrived. For those of you who don’t know me, Eggydez is to random pack of morons as FF is to random battles (if you don’t know the abbreviation your not going to get the comparison so skip it!). The 1st one came up to me and spoke What had to be pig latin. I heard four English words in his 30 seconds of random babble “Machine” and “you need Ecstasy”. As I was walking away I one of needed to make the comment that I was sweating (three 9 footer will usually do that to a person).
That’s all the stories I can offer for now so I’ll finish by my three quotes of the week that made of laugh and my #1 pick that is true and you can actually use in a conversation.
For the laughs:
#3 With Blair and E.J. the day before she was pissed off at me.
(Blair fidgeting with a can he carries)
E.J.: (for the 7th time tonight) Blair how many times do I have to tell you not to play with your wood.
Blair: Sorry I like playing with me stick.
Me: (refraining from saying anything)
E.J.: What are you doing?
Me: Trying not to make any comments.
E.J.: (Oblivious to what she is about to say) Ya, it’s really hard isn’t it?!
Blair and I: (laughs)
E.J.: (laughs)
#2 My supervisor at work (be careful it’s horrible)
“I’m going to make like a fetus and head-out!)
(Told you ><)
#1 Sam talking about doing the Paranoia Brothers (easy version) on MSN
But I’d have F.C.ed it ;_;
And the useful quote
Form Sandy in the shipping department where I work:
”Hot muggy weather sucks.”
That’s all for now, later!
Posted at 11:08 pm by Eggydez
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